We just received your Christmas letter
and are delighted to know that everyone
is even better than last year,
that your children are all at Harvard or Yale,
that you went to Bermuda or Barbados
that the wives are all in law school,
the husbands were promoted
and the cat is doing TV commercials.
Things here are about the same:
chicken pox, high heating bills, and the
lawn furniture is rusting.